Tuesday's dream.

I need people's comments on this ... I don't know what's wrong with me.

... anyway ... I had this strange dream that I was swimming and I drowned and I saw God at the Gates of Heaven.

... God asked me, "Why should I let you enter the Kingdom of Heaven?"

... I replied, "Because, I want to fuk all the bears and cubs that who are missing out on Earth."

... God said whole-heartedly, "Girl, you're not the only one!" God ripped his tabard off and bared his hot chest and grabbed my new set of paws and said, ... "You're new name is Furry Fairy!"

... I confusingly said, "Ummmmm ... what about 'Pounding Panda Princess'?"

... God said, "Furry Fairy, your name is chosen by the Bear Elders who sit around my throne in my den. We [God and the Bear Elders] have been waiting for you for a very long time. We were looking to replace our last Furry Fairy."

... I asked, "Why? Did something happen to him?"

... God said, "The last Furry Fairy wasn't as fun as you. We have been watching you and we know that you are very social and matronly. It's been a long time since we've had someone who cares a lot about his cubs and makes sure that everyone's well-being is in the green."

... Puzzled, I said ... "Just like in The Sims 2, right?"

... God answered, "Yes, definitely ... the virtual city of Bear Valley and it's citizens that you have created have come to life here - we are bestowing the powers that be in the Kingdom of God onto you."

... I questioned, "Why?"

... God said, "Because, I need to move on ... my Silver Daddy, Wisdom Whitehair is telling me to do so, I'm his bitch."

... Confused, I said ... "OK, YOU GO!"

... [moment of silence]

... I asked my last question, "So, what about James, Matt, Erin, Chris, my family ... everyone that I've created ... they are still alive! How can I control them here if I'm dead?"

... God said while patting me on the back ... "For thou art a fairy, if you want them to join you here in the Kingdom of Heaven, you have the power to kill them, control them and grant them any power you want."

... Snickering, I said ... "Any power that I want ... and I can control them?"

... I woke up ... 6:53 AM.

... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.